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12 / 8 / 2016 @ 01:00
(source: taylor-ruth)

small-cabbage:

taylor-ruth:

My roommate is gay but I believe we’re probably like platonic soulmates bc whenever I text him “bad day” he picks me up a greek salad and a five guys fry and whenever he texts me “bad day” i pick him up ribs and cheesecake at bbq heaven on MLK street and we texted each other “bad day” at the same time today and came home to each other’s food that’s like. real love imo. 

Need me a freak like that

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24 / 5 / 2016 @ 02:33
(source: lipid-raft)

lipid-raft:

I’m never calling anybody my better half like. first of all I’m whole and second of all nobody is a better me than me

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24 / 5 / 2016 @ 02:28
(source: the-fuckboy-whisperer)

mallamun-socialjustice:

kicking-asana-and-taking-names:

If a girl feels uncomfortable hanging out with you alone, and you get so offended by that, it makes you angry, she probably made the right choice.

I know I’ve reblogged this recently but still so spot the fuck on.

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6 / 5 / 2016 @ 03:19
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29 / 4 / 2016 @ 00:24
(source: suqarbagels)

suqarbagels:

If you can teach a dog the meaning of the word no, it shouldn’t be a difficult concept for men